"Why does it happen in love?"
"0ne spends restless days and sleepless nights."
"Why does it happen in love?"
"0ne spends restless days and sleepless nights."
"We are one, my beloved."
"We are one!"
"We are one, my beloved."
Hey, lovely! Where are you going, lovely? - Go inside.
I'm going to meet Rohit's mother.
She has called me.
I know that nobody has called you.
You're going to meet Rohit.
Listen to me.
Go and sit in the house.
Whenever I fix your engagement, you inform Rohit.
And so he flees.
No, father. Rohit's mother has called me.
Listen to me. - I won't listen.
Come inside. - Father.
Come.
Come. Sit here.
You won't go anywhere.
This time I'll get you two engaged.
0h God! What will happen of my daughter?
Jogia.
What is the matter? You feel like meeting him.
0bviously.
He too must be eager to meet me.
0h God!
What happened? - What is it?
Why do you care?
0h! Why do I care?
Listen to me, Rohit.
Your lowly London-habits won't work later.
Who are you to stop me?
Who am I?
Do you know what will happen today?
What? Am I getting married?
Mother, she's happy as if I'm really getting married.
Not marriage, but engagement.
Meaning?
It means we're preparing for your engagement.
With whom? - With Lovely, of course.
Now brush your teeth...
...and bathe quickly. 0k?
Wear decent clothes.
He's spoilt after returning from London.
0k, mother. Bye.
Bye.
Why did he say bye?
Where have you gone?
Jeete. Manjit.
Brother Jogi, he's fleeing again.
My daughter will stay unmarried for life. Stop him.
Shut up!
My son is getting married.
And you're... - What are you saying? - Shut up!
I don't want to marry.
What nonsense!
First I've to go to London to finish my studies.
Then I'll find a job and settle there.
Hey, Joginder Singh's son is talking of settling down.
Son, do you see all these fields around you?
These belong to your father.
And you talk of settling down.
First marry Lovely.
I said I won't marry and that's final.
Ballu. - Yes?
Can I say something? - What?
This is a London-manufactured goods.
It's a born in London, good.
Jogia, your son talks like an Englishman.
I feel that he's having an affair with a British girl.
What will happen of my daughter?
Father. - Lovely. - Leave me.
He fled!
Father... he fled again. - What to do now?
Jogi.
Look, he fled again.
You'd promised that you'll get him married to my daughter.
Father... - But he fled again.
Lovely, stop him.
My son...
...this time I'll bring you back on my shoulder.
After all I'm Joginder Singh.
"My dear..." -Pull over, sir.
0k.
Sir...
...where will you go in this forest?
You'll find lions here.
Not lions, but uncle Sher Singh lives here.
Thank you. - Bye.
Son you? I know as your father had phoned me.
You've fled from home.
Uncle...
Don't call me 'Uncle'. - Sorry, 'Chachu'.
First lower the gun. - It has become a habit.
But you lower your hands. - Yes.
Uncle, listen to me. - Yes.
Fire this gun.
Fire... - No... - Shoot me!
Shoot me, uncle. - No, son.
Have you gone mad?
Tell me with whom do you want to marry? I'll help you.
Your father... - My father is very innocent.
I don't want to marry anyone. That's all.
Don't worry. I'm with you.
Listen, first eat food and go to sleep.
Tomorrow morning I'll talk to your father.
He too got me married.
Come on.
0h my God.
What's wrong with you?
Are you all right?
You idiot! How the hell are you?
How dare you pull me down from the horse!
If I hadn't pulled you, he would've thrown you down.
Idiot.
"Pretty woman, talk to me..."
Now tell me Joginder's son. What's your plan?
Uncle, I want to go to Mumbai.
Again uncle. - Sorry. 'Chachu', I've to go to Mumbai.
Are you in love with someone in Mumbai... - Good morning, handsome.
Hi. How are you? - Fine.
Will she do?
Brother Rohit. She's Isha. My friend.
She's from Mumbai.
I thought I should introduce her to my parents.
She won't get such an ambience in Mumbai.
From Mumbai? - Yes.
By the way, I'm Rohit.
I'm... - Isha, your mother is on the line.
Mother? Hello.
Hello, mother.
Hello. 0h no, mother.
0k, bye.
Sit here.
What's the matter, Isha dear? You look worried.
Any problem. - No, uncle.
But mother had phoned. - She has called me to Mumbai.
Why? You've just come here.
You should... - I too want to stay Dolly.
But actually mother has fixed my alliance.
So I've to go.
So you're getting married.
Do you mind?
Your proposal came from Mumbai.
And Jogi's son broke his alliance and wants to go to Mumbai.
Uncle, this is the difference between Indians and Britishers.
So you know a lot about me.
Brother, I'd told her that you don't like any Indian girl.
So you... - Let it be.
You like to expose everyone's secret.
He wants to settle in London.
So why will he get married and on his father's order.
His father had got me trapped 25 years ago.
You both want to go to Mumbai.
I'll get air tickets from Delhi to Mumbai for you.
But from here to Delhi you've to go together.
Together?
Rohit, take my car.
And on the airport hand it to my brother-in-law.
Got it?
It's a long journey of 8 hours.
And this breakable item will be with me.
Meaning?
I mean for 8 hours we'll be alone.
It'll be fun.
Good plan, uncle.
"I will take you along, beloved!"
What happened?
Either sing or let me hear the cassette.
Why are you so testy? Any problem?
Yes! I know your problem.
You don't want to get married.
So Mr. Genius, what can you do about it?
What can I do? - Yes.
Madam, ask me what I can't do to help.
I'm a big champion in this matter.
For 3 years my parents want to get me married.
And they've selected a girl for me.
Her name is Lovely.
0h! Lovely.
Yes, uncle told me that you've fled breaking the alliance.
I've fled but not after breaking the alliance.
I'm helpless.
Marriage is helplessness! - Yes.
Your mother has fixed the alliance for...
...you and now you're helpless.
Excuse me. - I'm helpless not about my marriage...
...but as I've to go with you. - Got it? - Anyway...
...I'll accept any proposal that my parents decide for me.
I've no problem whatsoever.
I don't have any childhood love. - What?
You've never been in love.
No.
I'll marry the one I love.
And I'll love the one I marry.
0h! 0ne typical Indian girl.
Please for God's sake. Stop irritating me. 0k?
I'm famished.
Wait.
Hold it.
Yes.
0h no! - Take this.
What is it? - Chicken sandwich!
Chicken sandwich!
0h God! - I'm a pure vegetarian. 0k?
How can I get vegetarian food for you here?
You don't have to do anything. I've biscuits in my bag.
Please pull over.
0k.
My bag?!
Where is my bag?
Why will I keep your bag?
You should've kept your bag.
Why will you keep it?
I thought you would've manners to keep a girl's bag.
Forget manners, you don't even know how to talk to a girl.
Where is the girl?
Now what will we do?
Come. We might find something to eat ahead.
You got to be joking.
You're thinking of food and I've forgot my bag and clothes...
Now I can't buy clothes for you.
Please don't mock me.
You've clothes.
It's a long journey of 7 hours.
0n top of that your blabbering.
And you even handed me non-Vegetarian sandwich.
You didn't keep my bag and yet you shout at me.
All these problems are because of you.
Don't shout at me.
I... I'll shout.
I'll scream.
I'll do as I wish.
I don't care, a damn. Do you understand that?
I don't care. It happened because of you.
My God.
Did it have bomb? - My clothes are gone too. - 0h my God!
Rohit, walk slowly.
Stop.
What happened?
I can't walk anymore.
This is enough.
Want some?
Have some. You must be hungry too.
I don't eat strange chocolates.
Chocolate should be a real chocolate.
Pure chocolate.
Want a bite?
No, thanks.
Hey, girl want to come?
Sit in the truck.
He seems to be a nice man.
God, thanks.
Who will go in a truck?
Rohit, don't be an idiot. Come.
Girl you can come. Leave him here.
Rohit, we've got him by God's grace. - And you...
Then go with him.
How can I go alone, Rohit?
You should say so...
...that you need me.
It's helplessness.
Sit quickly.
Thank you, brother.
Take us to some nice place.
We're famished.
Don't worry, girl.
I'Lovely take you to such a place where you...
...can satiate your hunger and thirst too.
Let's go. I'll take you to such a place...
...where you can get meal and entertainment too.
"My love is my guardian and my savior."
"My love is my day and night."
"It's love. It's love."
"I've buried gold in dust."
"I've given up inhibition."
"I've buried gold in dust."
"I've given up inhibition."
"Everyone says that I'm intoxicated."
"My love... my love..."
"My love has blossomed."
"I've buried gold in dust."
"I've given up inhibition."
"Everyone say that I'm intoxicated."
"My love has blossomed."
"Now I feel neither hunger nor thirst."
"I've renounced house and world."
"This world has..."
"This world has exiled me."
"My love has blossomed."
"My love is my guardian and my savior."
"My love is my day and night."
"My love is my guardian and my savior."
"My love is my day and night."
"Everyone calls me addicted."
"But I'm a vagabond."
"I am crazy..."
"I am crazy in love."
"My love has blossomed."
"I've buried gold in dust."
"I've given up inhibition."
"Everyone say that I'm intoxicated."
"My love has blossomed."
What's the matter, girl? Did you drink too much last night.
Brother, can I say something? - Yes.
You make a nice couple.
Do you like our pair?
Yes. A lot.
Then get us married.
Leave me. - What? You're not married.
I'm still single.
0h God! - Stop, you scum!
Come on.
Get down.
What happened? - Go carefully. There is danger ahead.
What's ahead?
Forget all that. Come here.
You fool!
Brother, there is a difficulty.
My friend's mother has fallen sick suddenly.
I've to go to with him. - Listen...
Park this truck at the next petrol pump.
I'll pick it up in the evening.
And you can get lift from there too. 0k? 0k, bye.
Let's go, brother. - Brother, listen to me.
Let's go. Hurry up. - Brother.
What will we do now?
I never drove a truck before.
I'll try to drive a truck today.
0h God!
Rohit!
Careful. - Why are you scared?
I'm from Punjab.
I can even fly a truck.
My God. - There seem to be heavy load in the truck.
Police! - Police!
I'm Bablu Bajrangi from Benaras.
0ne who gets whacked by this...
...chatters at a peak.
Got it?
It seems...
...you didn't understand.
Both of you look so innocent.
From where did you bring so much arms and ammunitions?
We didn't bring it.
I took lift from the truck driver for this item.
0k? So did I tell you to ask that truck driver for lift?
Liar! You should've walked...
'I'm hungry and thirsty. I can't walk. '
Why did you need to push that car in the valley?
0h! Did I push the car in the valley?
You kicked it.
0n top of that you scream on deserted road for clothes.
Why didn't you take my bag.
Why would I take your bag?
Am I your servant?
Look... - Shut up!
Did you two flee from home?
He... he has fled from home. Ask him.
My dear hero!
Are you eloping with the girl?
Are you two mature?
I'm mature.
I don't know about her.
Meaning? What do you mean?
I mean I've no doubt that I'm mature.
You speak for yourself.
Look, you...
You...
No. - No.
No.
No, child.
Don't cry.
0r else I'll cry too.
After all I'm very emotional.
Look, uncle if he could've his way...
...he wouldv'e every left me in the forest alone.
I too got stuck because of him.
I'm this mistake.
I should've left you alone in the forest to dance. - Shut up!
My dear hero.
Do you see my baton?
Come. Come.
Mr. Chaudhary forgive me.
That truck and those goods were mine.
And she?
This item isn't mine.
Then sit down.
Sit!
Both of you can go.
Go.
What is it now?
We need a hotel.
So?
We need money too.
Silly!
Tiwari.
Yes, sir.
They want money from cops.
Got it? - Yes.
We've different tastes in food.
I can't eat anything besides Punjabi food.
And what do you eat?
Rice crepe, dumpling, sauces. Right?
Why? I too like Punjabi food a lot.
Are you changing yourself for me?
Please... for your kind information my father is Punjabi.
What?
That's impossible.
Why is it impossible? Do you think I'm lying?
You mean to say your father is a Punjabi. - Yes.
And your mother is South Indian.
So now the question arises whom will you marry?
A Punjabi or a South Indian.
You don't need to be worried. It's not your problem.
Now that we're coming close...
Yet listen to my advice.
Marry a South Indian.
You won't get along a Punjabi man.
It seems he has eloped with the girl.
She seems to be cross... - lf she refuses then tell me.
She's a bombshell.
He's coming here.
Acting smart!
What is this? - Baton.
No.
Bajrangi's baton.
And when you'll get whipped all night...
...your fever will calm down.
Got it?
It seems they didn't understand.
You thrashed them.
Yes.
Why?
They commented on you.
You think you're my bodyguard?
Why did you thrash them so badly?
Sorry. I erred.
Please forgive me.
Forgive me, brothers.
Release them.
Tiwari, open the lock-up. - Hey, shut up!
This is my police station.
My order is obeyed here.
I used to think that husband and wife quarrel after marriage.
But you've started before marriage. - Marriage and with him?
Marriage and with her!
She need a coconut-vendor!
Mind your language.
Look, I'm a Punjabi.
I don't like if anyone teases a girl in front of me.
Really? And what do you do yourself? - When did I tease you?
Look, you're doing the same even now. - Hey, shut up!
You talk so rudely with your to-be wife.
What will you do after marriage?
Uncle, we need a girl to get married.
Rohit you're crossing your limits.
Sorry...
Upwards... - No.
Upwards... - Sorry.
Uncle... - Yes.
Uncle, lizard! - Where? - There.
Where is the lizard?
It's there. - Where?
0n your shoulder.
There are stars here...
Lizard.
No.
It's a lizard.
Lizard!
Get this lizard off me!
I'm scared.
Rohit. Rohit move it.
In this game of two hearts...
...lizard landed up in prison.
Brother, now go from here.
Go.
Now what?
Uncle, we need a car to get to the airport.
This is a police station not a travel agency.
Sorry, uncle but you've to help me.
Fine.
I'll send a Mercedes.
"Come on, my companion."
"0' my friend."
"Let's go on a long drive."
"Come along, friend."
Uncle, please drive faster.
Girl, let the car warm up first.
"The beauty in the car is delicate like a flower."
"Drive slowly for her."
"0h dear! But you've changed."
"But you've changed."
"Even though the world has changed."
Uncle, drive faster.
"Come along, friend." -You skinny guy!
Can't you drive faster.
Shut up, kid! - 0r else I'll make you get down.
Shut up!
I didn't do anything. - Yes, he died on the spot.
I'm telling the truth. I didn't do anything.
She screamed at that old man. That's why the old man died.
What do you mean?
He died because I screamed? - 0f course did he die by himself.
Stop it!
Uncle, she...
Just a minute.
It's enough.
Uncle, she... - Shut up!
Shut up!
He'd heart attack. He's still alive.
It means we can go.
Shut up.
No.
Tiwari! - Yes, sir.
Listen...
...bring my car.
And drop them at the airport.
0k, sir.
Now you two may leave.
Leave me alone.
Please.
Uncle...
I can't get the airplane here.
Now what?
Thank you.
Good riddance!
Tiwari. - Yes, sir.
If they rob a bank on the way or murder...
...someone yet don't bring them here.
Got it? - Yes.
Thank you so much.
I'm going to Delhi today.
0k. At what time? - By the evening flight.
0k.
At last we reached Mumbai. - Excuse me. - 0k then. - Take this.
Thank God.
At least leave me alone now.
Madam, I got you out of the forest.
Yes, or else I would've danced there right?
Dance...
...and you?
Rohit. - Greetings, aunt. - Bless you.
May God give you bliss!
You ran away from marriage again.
Brother Jogi had phoned that...
Aunt, all of you elders want to get me married.
Don't count me with elders.
Aunt, she's Pony, right? - Yes.
I'll get you something to eat.
This is not the way.
Brother Rohit... - Look there.
Win.
Aunt... - Yes?
I say you should worry about her. - Shut up.
You've just come. Have some sweet.
Eat it.
You don't eat all these.
Keep it down.
Health-breed has come.
You won't eat or let me eat.
I'll bring melon for you. 0k? - Yes.
Mother...
Forget it.
0' Lord!
Look at her!
My daughter is so hot-tempered!
The boy is just like Kamal Hassan.
No, mother. Not again.
I don't want to marry now. That's it.
Will you stay in your father's house for life like a burden.
I'm no burden for father. By the way...
...my darling father isn't in a hurry to get me married.
Does your father have time to think about you?
He wants a Punjabi boy.
He'll go to Punjab and find a boy.
He'll select him.
Will my daughter wait till then?
Hello, doctor.
I said how are you?
How are you?
Doctor, you'll become a patient standing here.
You need medicine. A tonic. Tonic.
Good tonic.
Your tonic is here. Look.
Go for it.
Start the car of romance.
Go for it.
Don't wait. Just run into her.
"What has your heart gestured to mine?"
"All the ambience has turned romantic?"
"What has your heart gestured to mine?"
"Ambience has turned romantic. " -0ne flower for two.
Will the girl get wooed or not? I don't care.
Sorry, uncle.
It fell by mistake.
Eat this, son.
Thank God this didn't fall.
It's God's grace.
God!
Who are you?
Uncle, he's my brother.
He has come from Patiala.
From Patiala?
Made in Punjab.
Yes, he has come from Patiala.
Then it's fine.
Are you single?
Brother Gogi, he's a real Punjabi and an eligible bachelor.
That's great! I've found it.
Laxmi, I got the boy. Don't worry.
I've found him. I've found him.
Laxmi, I'm coming.
Found him!
What did he find? - Who is this cartoon?
He's not a cartoon.
Isha stay in that house and he's her father.
0h!
What should I do?
Any problem?
There might be a clog in the silencer.
Can you help me?
Careful.
The silencer might be hot.
It's your vehicle so it has to be hot.
Accept it, sir...
...you don't look Punjabi to me.
Why don't I look like one?
What's this?
That's why you don't seem Punjabi to me.
What's this?
Gulp it.
No, friend.
I've not even had a sip after my marriage.
What kind of a Punjabi man are you?
You listen to women. - Friend...
...I'd promised that after marriage...
...I won't touch chicken, liquor and meat.
Not even mutton?
Son, I'd promised I'd given my words. A Punjabi's word.
That's the problem why you don't look like...
...a Punjabi even though you're one.
You keep making promises.
Uncle, what's this mark on forehead?
Son, actually my wife is a Brahmin.
Pure Tamil.
Actually our is a love marriage.
This is a problem too.
What's the problem now?
You're a Punjabi yet you went for love marriage.
Don't Punjabi do love marriage?
They do, but they don't give up their style after marriage.
That's why you don't look like Punjabi to me.
Hey I'm a Punjabi. - You don't look like a Punjabi to me.
I'm a Punjabi.
You don't seem to.
Yes. I'm a Punjabi.
You don't seem to be.
I'm a Punjabi. - You don't seem to every.
I'm a Punjabi.
Give me more. - You don't seem to be a Punjabi.
I'm a Punjabi. - You don't seem to be.
Keep serving me. Pour some more.
Keep drinking.
Keep pouring. - Keep drinking.
Dear God!
I'm a Punjabi.
Did you hear me?
I'm a Punjabi.
'I am oblivious to the world... '
'... you'll know if you go through it. '
'I will be with those who appreciate me. '
He's a Punjabi too.
If you chant Lord's name, you'll be blessed!
He's a Punjabi too.
Who is it?
Who said that?
Shut up!
You fool...
He's a Punjabi too.
I'm doing what one Punjabi should do.
I should've done this years ago.
Father...
Father, please come in the house and then talk.
People will mock us.
Mother, please wait.
Look what father is doing.
She's threatening me.
Come down -I'll come down and show you.
No Punjabi cuisine.
She serves South Indian food in her style.
And she threatens me.
Now I'll fix you.
You abuse me.
You drank liquor.
You broke the promise made on our wedding.
You stink so bad.
Shut up!
I'm a Punjabi.
Punjabi can do anything.
I'd forgotten it.
You turned this Punjabi into a Madrasi fool! - 0h!
I turned you into a Madrasi. Me?
You ate rice crepe every day. You ate dumpling every day.
I was tired making them.
And you applied this vermillion yourself.
I didn't force you.
Yet you say that I turned you into a Madrasi.
You became Madrasi in my love. - Listen to me.
A Punjabi loves only his country.
I love only my country.
We go on border and sacrifice our lives.
We fire guns and cannons.
We kill enemies.
I'm a Punjabi.
I'll also go to border.
I'll fire guns.
Tell the government that if there is war or not...
...it should fight.
It should use me. I'll join the army.
Got it?
I want to go to border.
Absolutely. Use me.
Use me. Tell our Indian government...
...that I'm ready to go to border to fight.
I'm ready.
I forgot.
Don't touch my body! - Shut up.
Son, thank God you reminded me...
I'd forgotten I was Punjabi but you reminded me.
Now tell me, what's the matter? - Let's talk in our room.
Let's go. Careful. Careful.
Slowly. Use me. - Use me. - Use me.
Use me.
Tell the government to wage a war. - Yes.
You over-smart! I'll have to teach him a lesson.
Punjabi! My foot!
If I don't humiliate him in the society...
...I won't be worthy of my name.
How many posters will you tear, Mr. Rohit from London.
You'd only mocked me in this society but...
...I'll embarrass you in the entire city.
I'll stick these posters in the entire city.
In the entire city.
0h no!
Who has done this?
Who is interested...
...in seeing my son naked.
Who is interested?
0k. So she's the one.
Call your father.
Let him know that we too are Punjabi.
I'm Punjabi too.
Jogia, my friend. - How are you?
Long time no see.
My dear.
My friend.
My warrior!
Now tell me, what brings you here?
0nly one souvenir of Navneet is left.
And Navneet made me promise not...
...to get my son married by force.
That's all.
Look whenever I see any girl in the village for him...
...he flees from there.
If I'd not promised then... - You would've forced him to marry.
Yes. What does he lack? What do we lack?
He's smart son of a smart father.
We've wealth and cars.
We've fame and money. What do we lack?
For Navneet, I came to Patiala from London.
And for Patiala I came here.
And he says that he'll go to London and settle there.
He wants to work in London.
Is this correct?
Listen. - Yes.
I can stop him.
How?
How can you stop him?
He's my son.
He's my son. A son of a real Punjabi.
He doesn't listen to me, so how will he listen to you.
Jogi, I too am a real Punjabi.
Really? - Listen.
I like this proposal. - Really?
Naidu, is there party upstairs.
First there was one Punjabi now there are two.
I'd a dream...
...to get my daughter married to a...
...Punjabi boy in Punjabi style.
Jogi my friend... - Yes?
Let's change this friendship into relationship.
Now they're talking of marriage too. - Right.
What happened?
Did I say anything wrong?
Neither you said anything wrong...
...nor did I hear anything wrong, friend.
Then what's the matter?
It's something else.
What?
Param...
Param won't agree.
What are you saying?
Have you gone mad?
Actually that Gogi...
Tell me... - Yes? - Why did you come to this city?
Why did I come? - So that our son doesn't make a mistake. - Yes.
Yes. - And if our son errs...
...we won't be able to face our relatives and kin.
Param...
Paramjeet...
Actually that Gogi... - Who is Gogi?
Gogi said it. - What did he say?
And if Gogi makes a mistake should...
...we've to make the same mistake. - Sister.
Sister... - You're getting angry for no reason.
Sister did brother Gogi commit any sin?
He'd only loved.
He must have.
But my Rohit isn't in love. - Yes. - He's not in love.
Go and tell that South Indian lady...
...it's impossible.
No. No. No.
Look, Laxmi...
...our daughter has grown up now.
How long will you keep her close to your heart?
She has to go some day. - She has to go for sure.
But will we send her to any hell!
What did you say?
Hell!
What do you mean?
I want to send my daughter to hell.
And what did you call hell!
To Punjab!
Ms. Laxmi, how much do you know about Punjab?
Today...
...I feel...
...that I've failed.
I've failed miserably.
0h God!
What did you say about Punjabi, Laxmi?
You only know me for Punjab...
...only me.
And I feel that after 23 years of marriage...
...you saw hell in me. - 0h no! - No, dear.
I didn't mean to say this. - You were very clear, Laxmi.
No, dear. - You've got me wrong. - Quiet!
I didn't mean to say that. - Laxmi quiet!
I beg of you don't say a word now.
I've one more request...
...because of this one Punjabi...
...don't abuse the entire community of my Punjab.
Please.
Lord Venkateshwara!
I loved you very much.
I forgot myself in your love.
I didn't do anything else in my whole life.
People used to mock me and taunt me.
Look, hen-pecked husband is going.
Hen-pecked husband is going.
But, Laxmi. I didn't care.
I'd so much love...
But now I feel that they were right.
I'd lost my identity.
That's why...
...in the society I used to shout...
...I'm a Punjabi. I'm a Punjabi.
I'm a Punjabi.
I've failed.
Because of an unsuccessful, worthless...
...and failed person...
...don't point a finger on my entire community.
I've failed. - No.
No, dear.
I'm sorry
I wanted to something else.
Now...
Listen.
I'll accept whatever you say.
I accept.
Promise.
You...
You're like my sister.
I want you to agree.
It's said...
...we're from girl's side...
...so we've to implore.
Sister-in-law, let it be.
She won't agree. After all we're outsiders.
Friend Gogi, let it be.
Because he's just my blood...
Stop it.
If you utter a word more then consequences will be severe.
We don't differentiate among children whether...
...they're related by blood or not.
If one isn't a blood relative, does it make one an outsider?
I was just thinking...
...whether the kids will agree or not.
Sister-in-law, don't worry about that.
Thanks a lot. - Congrats.
Thank you. - Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. Congrats, sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law. - Thank you so much.
0h God!
"My heart sings with joy."
"A glance of love has so much charm."
"It turns refusal into acceptance."
"0ne gesture is enough for a wise person."
"Ask me what love is."
"I will tell that it's intoxication."
"It demands determination and courage."
"It's a delicate bond."
"0ne gesture is enough for a wise person."
"We are beautiful butterflies."
"We have many aspects."
"Why should we fall in love with someone?"
"You might get floored by my charm."
'Don't consider us puppets. '
'Lf you try to touch us, you might get burn. '
"0ne gesture is enough for a wise person."
"How can we explain that we're like bees..."
"...which fly from one flower to another."
"We can turn ambers into dews."
"We've enticed many with our love."
"I've to live and die for love."
"Love is God. Love is worship."
"Many have said that..."
"...Iove surpasses every challenge."
"No time for love. - Take it easy, babe."
"0 Lord!"
"Just cool it, mate. - I'm doing fine."
"Girl... - 0ut of my way."
"Lay off. - Don't show me your face."
"0k, that's it."
"Everyone is under my spell."
"Whom would you've wooed if we weren't here?"
"Many like you've been floored by me."
"Why should I give my heart to you?"
"You look like a clown. - You too face the mirror."
"You look like a clown. - You... let it be. It's enough."
"0ne gesture is enough for a wise person."
Have you gone mad?
Not me, but you've gone mad.
God knows what you like about that stupid loafer.
That girl doesn't deserve to be your daughter-in-law.
Hey, how can you say that?
That boy is over smart.
So what?
Your father is also very, very, over smart.
Is this a problem?
Father, you... will marry your only daughter...
...in village. Me?
Child, even your father is from village. Tell me one thing.
What is so wrong about the village?
She's from the city.
She can't take care of them in the village, aunt.
If I go to village who will take care of you two?
What does she know about serving?
I doubt his character.
Think twice before maligning anyone's character.
I've selected her...
...and you've no right to point finger at my selection.
God knows that your parents fed my dad that...
...he isn't ready to change his decision.
Shut up.
My father is a simple man.
Anyone shows his defective daughter to him...
...and he gets trapped by their helplessness.
What do you mean?
You're marrying out of pity.
0f course.
What's so... - Enough!
Now I've to do something.
He's coming. - No, Isha. No.
Isha, no. - Come on. Kiss me. - No. - Just kiss me.
No. - Do it.
Isha, there will be a problem. - Kiss me.
No. - Come on. Do it.
Isha.
I said kiss me. - Isha!
Uncle...
Take this.
What's going on? - Nothing, uncle. - What's happening?
Nothing. - What's all this happening? - Nothing.
Rose. - I'm telling the truth.
I saw it.
Rose. Red rose. - Rose.
Rose.
Very beautiful. Very nice.
There is white paper too. - It's nothing, uncle.
White paper. - It's nothing. - White paper.
My dear Tony.
I love you.
Rohit, leave me.
Someone might come, Rohit.
Nobody will come, darling.
Nobody.
Rohit, please.
Leave me.
Isha...
What does Isha have that I don't have?
My helplessness forced me to dance in a bar...
...or else I too want to marry and settle down, darling.
We'll do what you want, beloved.
But...
...Isha's cartoon father Champak...
0h! - He turned my life into a cartoon film too.
But... but what will happen to me?
Promise me that you won't sire a child with Isha.
Why? - Why?
Why do you ask?
Then what will happen to it?
What?
You're going to be a mother? - Yes.
I'm going to be a father?
Really?
Thank you, God. I'm going to be a father.
My junior...
I'll be a father... - You...
Darling... - Come.
Uncle... - My foot! You don't deserve to be called a Punjabi.
Don't touch me. - Gogi.
Don't touch my son. Got it?
I've only touched him. You too come down.
What happened?
Stay here.
I'll be back.
What's going on here?
This boy will defame you along with me.
What has he done?
Ask your son.
He wants to spend his youth in beer bar.
Son, tell your father.
I'll ask him.
You don't need to ask.
Start celebration. Start dancing.
What are you saying?
Dad, uncle...
...is just... - Are you feeling shy?
I'll tell you.
Joginder your son is going to be an illegitimate father.
And you, Lovely be an illegitimate grandpa.
Congratulations.
Start celebration.
Start dancing.
You wanted him to marry my daughter.
Mind your language!
Dad I swear...
...that uncle is lying.
There is no truth in it.
Am I blind?
And you were dancing with joy of becoming a father...
...what was that all about?
Uncle, you're lying publicly.
I'm lying.
You'll become my son-in-law?
A boy like you... - Stop it!
Now you've spoken.
Now you've said it.
Before father and son start shouting...
...listen to me.
I break alliance of my daughter with your son.
Who are you to break this alliance?
Entire village had severed ties with you.
And your daughter too isn't so decent.
Look...
...this is a letter.
Love letter.
Read it.
Father...
Mother all this is a lie. - Really?
Father, I swear this is a lie. - Stop it!
You don't need to say anything else.
Why are you making this drama?
Do you think that my son won't find a girl.
He can't get married.
Will he stay unmarried for life?
Do you think my daughter will be unmarried for life?
Isn't there any other boy besides your son in this world?
Then listen...
...I'll get my daughter married here. - Control.
And I'll show you, how weddings are done. Got it?
Get lost.
I'll get my son married with family customs...
...and within 10 days.
Don't forget your promise in 10 days. - Got it?
Change my name if I don't find a better groom than your son.
Your name...
...will be Govinder Singh, coconut-vendor.
Don't cross your limits. - Come.
I'm a real Punjabi. Not imported like you.
Now what? - Now what?
Rohit...
Hi. - When did you come here? - Just recently.
Rahul, can you do something for me?
Forget that and help me in my work.
What work?
Are you getting married?
Is it an arranged marriage?
Not arranged but love marriage. - What are you saying? - Yes.
With whom?
This Hyderabadi boy has wooed a Punjabi girl. Got it?
What are you saying? - Yes. - Really? - Yes.
Hi.
Well she's the one.
She's Jassi. - He's Rohit. My friend. - Hi. - Hi.
See you soon. Bye.
Isha.
You?
Do you know each other?
It's fine then.
We found witnesses our for marriage.
Right. - Friend, you're getting married within 10 days.
And my life is getting ruined. Because of her father.
Rohit, don't shout.
You don't shout.
Your father was in a hurry to get you married.
As if your dad didn't care.
You've started fighting. - This is my office.
We didn't understand.
Do you want to marry or...
Let us go out. - We, Lovely talk in the car. 0k?
So this is the case.
Your life got ruined when things were about to get better.
Say it got saved.
But Rohit, why don't you want to marry?
I'll marry the one who loves me.
And the one whom I love.
Isha, what's your view?
About what?
About marriage.
0h! Marriage! Marriage!
Can you please change the topic.
Why are you getting so irritated.
That day you were narrating with joy...
...about that Punjabi boy.
I don't understand what you're saying.
The one who brought you to Delhi from Chandigardh
I've some important work. I'll see you later. 0k?
Bye. - Isha, please wait. Where are you going? - Isha.
What happened?
She has gone.
What happened to her?
What else did she say...
...about that Punjabi boy.
That the boy was fun.
He used to hear my scolding.
He used to help me too.
And he used to care for me too.
And she liked him.
"What should my heart call this strange feeling?"
"What should I call it?"
"What should my heart call the unsaid word?"
"What should I call it?"
This seems to be the place.
Brother. Brother.
Where is this address?
...and... what's this.
Small line.
0h! - What?
Greetings, friend. - It's great!
After so many years!
She's my daughter Lovely.
Greetings. - Greetings, child.
It's great, friend.
So what brings you here?
What will happen of my daughter?
Why does it happen with me?
God, what destiny have decided for me!
There is always some problem before marriage. - Ballu, listen.
Ballu, thank God that nothing went wrong.
Just think if she'd got married...
Friend, in that case I would've been rid of this burden.
What are you saying?
Are daughters burden?
Don't cry.
Why are you crying?
I'm unfortunate.
You're not you so fortunate.
Lovely. Lovely. - Just a minute, Lovely.
You won't go anywhere. Come here.
What's this, father?
Dear, by making and breaking of your promise...
...or by banging head on wall, will she get married?
No.
I'll get her married.
0h! In-law brother. In-law brother.
Greetings. - Brother...
Why is he saying in-law brother?
By the way, he's my wife's brother.
He says everything in reverse. - 0k.
So how will he say 'Malayalam'?
How will he say 'Malayalam' in reverse?
Morgan, come here.
She has grown so big!
Why are you two so happy?
What's the matter?
Lovely is very lucky for us?
Really?
Your uncle brought an alliance for you.
0h no!
Alliance for me?
Right now prepare to get her married.
My darling father will chose a groom for me.
Right, dad?
Right now give us leave. We've to get ready.
I'll take Lovely to my friend's party.
Bye. - Listen.
Father... - Isha!
She left. - She's my daughter.
When her mother fixes her marriage...
...she says she'll marry dad's choice. - When father fixes it...
...she says she'll marry mother's choice.
In-law brother. Just a minute. - 0h! He came again.
In-law brother.
You didn't introduce me.
0k, it's fine.
Friend, are you abusing me?
No, I said Ballu is my childhood friend.
He has been crying since childhood.
Now I got it.
He's your childhood brother-in-law.
Hello... - It's fine.
Ballu, friend...
He's fit to be your son-in-law.
He'll be perfect.
Friend, he...
He'll be my son-in-law...
Friend, what will happen of my daughter? - Friend...
...a father who cries and a son-in-law who always smiles!
What more do you want? What a combination?
Swami, can I ask something? - Yes?
Why do you celebrate your birthday on different dates?
No different dates.
0ne day before the festival of Holi.
Date is different, but the day is same.
0ne day before the festival of Holi. Got it?
A day before. - Right.
I embarrassed the doctor too.
Doctor told my mother that your son...
...will be born a day after Holi.
I was born a day before.
Doctor got embarrassed.
Dear, it's my party and money.
But you're laughing?
Acutally, uncle... - Yes.
If you can't evade the trouble...
...what should you do?
You should throw a party and enjoy.
I'm doing the same.
I'm enjoying my problem.
Someone's father considers himself very smart.
He has taken up my problem.
And how can I marry any girl?
I'm not even helpless.
What did you get by humiliating her publicly?
What is her fault?
That she loves you.
If her family wants her to marry you...
...then it's your fault too.
Don't forget, Rohit.
Your dad too had promised...
...if that poor girl...
...took it seriously then what's wrong?
Her feelings are pure.
But you can't understand me.
Maybe that's the reason...
...that we couldn't be friends.
Listen... - First you listen to me.
Rohit, there is limit to everything.
You should understand what you should say to whom and when.
I brought Lovely here to change her mood.
Wow! You really cheered her up.
Now if you've any shame...
...go to her and apologize to her.
Come on, Rohit. What are you waiting for?
Go and say sorry to her.
Go.
"You had to appease me."
"But you got crossed at me."
Hey, Lovely.
Since childhood, we've played together...
...went to school together...
I caught many butterflies for you.
Countless!
Come on.
Tell me something.
Whenever our parents talk about our marriage...
...I used to flee.
Right or wrong?
It's true.
I could've even refused.
But I didn't do so.
Because your heart would've been broken.
You're a very good girl.
I'm not worthy of you.
To tolerate me...
...isn't easy for everyone.
Look you'll find a very nice boy.
A very nice boy.
Lovely, whatever I did with you today...
...for that please forgive me.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Where is the color?
"Season of colour is here."
"There is color all around."
"My beloved is hiding somewhere?"
"I've been left alone."
"See Kanhaiya, look Kanhaiya, your Radha is standing there."
"Have some Bhang...
...spill colour, teach them a lesson, today."
"0n seeing you..."
"0n seeing you, my intoxication has risen to such a level...
...that the Bhang has lost its zing."
"Hail the enchanted soul. Hail the enchanted soul."
"0n seeing you, my intoxication has risen to such a level...
...that the Bhang has lost its zing."
"Seeing your blooming youth I'm shocked to the hilt."
"I'Lovely colour you... I'Lovely colour you from head to toe."
"Everything is forgiven on the Holi festival."
"Hail the enchanted soul. Hail the enchanted soul."
"I'll colour you from head to toe."
"Everything is forgiven on the Holi festival."
"Hail the enchanted soul. Hail the enchanted soul."
"0n a pretext don't try to act fresh with me.
Don't trouble me."
"Hail the enchanted soul. Hail the enchanted soul."
"0n a pretext don't try to act fresh with me.
Don't trouble me."
"0r today you and me will wage a war."
"Don't try to colour me...
...one can't be forceful in this festival."
"Hail the enchanted soul. Hail the enchanted soul."
"Don't try to colour me...
...one can't be forceful in this festival."
"Hail the enchanted soul. Hail the enchanted soul."
"0n this day of Holi everything is permitted my friend...
...only you can't be rowdy."
"It is Holi, don't get upset and spoil the gaiety."
"This is the season to exchange your feelings...
...let's hug each other."
"This is the season to exchange your feelings...
...let's hug each other."
"Hail the enchanted soul. Hail the enchanted soul."
"Your is clinging to you...
...your look wounds like a bullet, maiden."
"Hail the enchanted soul. Hail the enchanted soul."
"Don't use the occasion to ensnare me in your trap...
...I'm familiar with your kind of guys."
"Hail the enchanted soul. Hail the enchanted soul."
"If you won't embrace me how will this occasion be enjoyed."
"Come to me like a bride with her entourage."
"I will come to you, I never said anything like it."
"You've wet everyone here."
"Now wait for the next festival to display your intentions."
"Don't try to colour me...
...one can't be forceful in this festival."
"Hail the enchanted soul. Hail the enchanted soul."
"I'll colour you from head to toe."
"Everything is forgiven on the Holi festival."
"Hail the enchanted soul. Hail the enchanted soul."
"It is Holi, rejoice."
"Hail the enchanted soul."
Hey, Joginder Singh.
What has happened?
What is it?
Control your son, your son blackened my daughters face.
Stop him or I may do something drastic.
Why will my son blacken your daughters face...
...your daughter will blacken your face.
Like your sister had done.
That was a stinging statement, Jogi.
You must be feeling proud about it.
After saying it, tell this too.
That, who is your wife?
Utter another word about Paramjeet...
...and I'Lovely chop you to bits.
You started the mud slinging. Why not some more of it?
Mind your tongue.
Joginder Singh, you can't stop a tongue from wagging.
Just like you couldn't control it, let me continue.
Tell everybody, tell the world, what is your wife?
A befallen women. - Scoundrel!
Rohit! Rohit. - What is it?
You're sitting here, Koki uncle is guzzling booze over there.
My God! - Come on. - Come.
Uncle, this...
Enough, don't touch me.
0ur family is ill - Reputed.
Didn't you hear, what Joginder Singh said.
He'd said my daughter will bring me shame.
Like my sister had done.
My... my sister.
It was years ago.
Immaturity, made her commit a mistake.
But who was the one to council and...
...cajole her and bring her back.
Who was the one to save the reputation of my family?
The girl who revered that soul. Who was he?
It was Joginder. Your father.
Who snapped the ties of years, like this...
...in a moment. Why?
Why did he break them?
Because he wanted to insult my daughter.
He wanted to ruin my reputation.
Jogi...
...you were my best friend.
But I'll bring this enmity it's just due.
You used to say son...
I don't look like a Punjabi.
0ne doesn't look like a Punjabi, they're deep to the core.
You've seen the love of Punjabi's.
Now see their enmity.
Uncle, try to... - Now see their enmity.
See the enmity. - Uncle, try to... - And don't touch me.
Now face the wrath of Punjabi's.
Face our wrath.
The wrath of Punjabi's.
Isha, control yourself.
Nothing will be gained by shedding tears.
Have you ever seen my father crying?
I've seen him.
I can't bear all this, Rohit.
All this has happened because of us.
Then to mend it's also our responsibility, Isha.
By crying this problem won't be solved.
You've seen how casually my mother...
...was insulted in front of me.
Even I'm feeling it. Even I'm hurt.
But if you keep crying I won't be able to do anything, Isha.
I know your father...
Is drinking a lot. That too because of my mistake.
I'Lovely try and stop him. You trust me. I'Lovely stop him.
Don't cry, please.
Please don't cry like that.
No, Param, don't.
Today, nobody will come between the father and son.
My son has become so big and I just didn't come to know.
I... I used to think that...
My... my... son wants my love but I was wrong.
Youngman, do you know what a mother is?
No.
But for a mother the child is priceless.
A mother will vanquish herself for...
...her child's smallest pleasure.
But that same child...
...the same child smashes her heart to bits.
But those scattered bits cry out that...
...'Son, did you hurt yourself. '
That is what a mother is.
Understand this.
When you were two years old...
...you lost the blessing of your mother.
She gave you the love of a mother.
Even if she didn't bear you, so what?
She has reared you to this stature.
More than the birth giver...
...the one who rears you, has more rights on you.
If she wanted...
...she could've borne her own children.
But she didn't do that...
So that you shouldn't get the feeling of being a step
Son.
She sacrificed her mother - Hood on you.
She... she's a Goddess.
She's a Goddess, Param.
Param. You're a Goddess.
And...
And you with that girl...
Her father who in the midst of all called her a lowly woman.
When I know her character is flawless.
Her father got me married to Param.
In front of the village elders.
Today...
Today, in front of everybody he smeared her character.
Param...
Forget it.
He won't be able to understand your love.
You...
You must haven't felt bad, isn't it?
Because she isn't your real mother, isn't it?
She's your step - Mother.
She's you step- Mother and will remain a step- Mother forever.
But she's my wedded wife.
Param...
Param, you're my pride.
You're my respect and ego and listen...
...hear me carefully...
...he, who doesn't respect her wedlock...
...we'Lovely have nothing to do with him.
Come, come along Param.
Come, let's go. We'll return to our village.
We don't belong here. Come, come along.
'Lf she'd wanted, she could've borne her own children. '
'We thought that our son wants our love. '
'Because she isn't your real mother, isn't it? '
'She is you step - Mother and will... '
'... remain a step - Mother forever. '
'Do you know what a mother is? '
'But for a mother the child is priceless. '
'Her father who in the midst of all called her a lowly woman. '
'A mother will vanquish herself for... '
'... her child's smallest pleasure. '
'He smeared Param's character. '
'You must haven't felt bad, isn't it? '
'But that same child smashes her heart to bits. '
'He, who won't respect her. '
'We won't have anything to do with him. '
I'Lovely have to go.
Rohit for God's sake, stop trying to blame yourself for it.
Whatever has happened...
...even I'm a reason for it.
I promise Rohit, I mend everything.
Rohit but please...
Nothing is greater than the relation with parents.
And as it's how are we related.
"Chanting Ranjha, even I've become like him."
"From today...
...call me Ranjha too."
"Don't call me, Heer."
"My eyes brim with tears on with your thoughts."
"My Lord I can't bear this separation."
"Come, 0 beloved..."
"Come, 0 beloved, your Heer, is calling you, come."
"Your memories haunt me, come."
"I'm restless without you, come."
"Why are you being disloyal."
"My eyes brim with tears with your thoughts."
"My Lord I can't bear this separation."
"Come, 0 beloved. Come, 0 beloved."
"I've learnt what love is now, I accept you're my beloved."
"My Ranjha."
"My Beloved."
"Don't ever leave me, come 0 beloved."
"Come, 0 beloved, your Heer, is calling you, come."
"Your memories haunt me, come."
"I'm restless without you, come."
"Why are you being disloyal."
"My eyes brim with tears with your thoughts."
"My Lord I can't bear this separation."
Someone said, 'I will never fall in love. '
Someone said 'I will never return. '
Someone said, 'I wait for no one. '
But I did.
Someone said, 'I will never fall in love before marriage. '
So now... didn't you fall in love with me?
No. I didn't do it.
"What is this helplessness!"
"We can't express what's in our heart."
I didn't fall in love, but it just happened, Rohit.
"Hear this silence."
"What should my heart call this unheard melody?"
"What should I call it?"
In-law brother, he has his own huge business of liquor.
He used to brew his own liquor, sell them and drink too.
You want me to marry my daughter to this drunkard?
Drunkard!
Even big stars are drunkard.
By the way, he too is going to be a hero in films.
We only have such heroes.
Gogi, you've fixed your daughter's marriage.
What will happen of my daughter?
Listen. - Yes.
He's a rejected piece of me.
He's infected and defected.
Really? It means you don't like this boy.
I like him.
He'll do for me. Greetings.
Rohit, where are you?
Do you hear me?
What did he say?
Nothing, child. Isha will tell you.
Go.
Go away from his lustful eyes. Yes.
Does your son like my daughter? - Yes.
Great.
Are you mad? - Let it be.
You don't like the boy.
Even this drunkard will be fine for me.
You want to marry your daughter to a drunkard? - Yes.
Are you mad?
She can't talk in Hindi and you...
...want to send her to Tamil Nadu.
Ballu, be wise.
My family had only driven me out of the house.
Fool, they'll hit you with shoes.
I'll bear that too.
What are you talking about?
He wants to eat 'Shoe-Curry'.
Shoe-Curry. - No.
Listen. Where is your daughter?
Will she come or should I go?
0h for God's sake, Rohit.
I'm so worried today and you...
Rohit, please do something.
Rohit. Rohit.
0h God, Rohit.
It's great!
You guys always manage to land in trouble.
Now what will happen?
What? It's simple.
He'll have to roam after me like Romeo all his life.
Really?
I was thinking of your welfare.
If you marry a wonky-tonky...
...you'll eat food on banana leaf all your life.
Just imagine that you're married.
Your husband is about to spend his first night with you.
What?
You didn't understand. Even I didn't understand it.
Very funny.
Tell me, do you really want to marry? - No.
We're just passing time, stupid!
But you don't get along.
Correct.
We want to marry to get along.
Right, sweetheart. - Very funny.
You're going to get the boy engaged.
Why?
You like Rohit so much.
Yes. We like him a lot. Why?
Who are you?
By the way, I too like Rohit very much.
And I'll marry him only.
How can you marry him?
Why? Rohit loves me.
I too love him.
It's of no use, girl.
We've come to fix the date.
Fine then.
0n that wedding day you'll get two corpses too.
Two corpses? - Yes.
0ne will be mine and second will be...
...of our souvenir of love.
Let's go quickly. - Where are you going?
What's the matter here?
I knew he was trouble.
I won't spare him. Come. He boasts a lot.
Uncle.
Uncle, she's Jassi.
She wants to meet you. - Greetings.
You're Punjabi. - Yes, sir.
So I want to tell you to marry Rohit...
...after careful deliberation.
She's very beautiful.
Yes, she's very beautiful.
How do you know her?
She's Rohit brother's friend.
Rohit's friend.
He didn't tell me.
Do something for me.
Give me her address.
I'll...
...talk to Param.
Address of Jassi?
0h my God.
0h my God!
Your father has selected Jassi.
What will happen to me? I'm stuck. And...
...why did you enter her bedroom?
I wanted to sing a song.
Rohit, now stop it. Please.
Are you ashamed?
Stop it. - Leave it.
Look, I've a plan.
Both of you want to marry.
Right?
We should marry each other.
What?
We're worrying about our marriage and he's talking of his.
Friend, first let one love story get completed.
Now two love stories will be completed.
Both the families are enemies.
So?
They want Punjabi boy and Madrasi girl. - So?
So?
Bajrangi.
You?
Uncle, you're here?
Here? Where?
Uncle, how come you're in a junk shop?
Don't talk like that with Bajrangi.
Chumma.
Why do you scream?
Do you know you've blood pressure problem?
Uncle, where is Tiwari?
Who is Tiwari?
Hear him? - Uncle, you forgot Tiwari too.
Your sub-inspector. - Yes.
He'd caught that truck driver or else...
0r else you'd got us locked inside...
In jail. - Shut up!
I'm doing this business to escape jail.
And you're talking of jail.
Brother, your blood pressure.
Chumma, are you a doctor? - Yes, no.
First tell me, who are they?
0k? So you forgot?
Look, uncle. If we'd erred, please forgive us.
But we bothered you as we didn't get along earlier.
Now look...
...we've come so close because of you.
But who are you? And what is all this?
He really forgot everything.
Uncle, lizard.
Lizard.
So you weren't in the police department.
Yes, he was in police department.
Brother was in police department.
Uncle... - Police. - Where are you running?
Police. - Please stop.
Brother Bajrangi, stop.
Police.
Brother Bajrangi, where are you from?
I'm from... - Benaras.
No, I'm from Gorakhpur.
I left Benaras in my childhood during a carnival.
Carnival. - Carnival?
Twins. - Just like in movie 'Sita and Geeta'.
They were females. He's male.
Brother Bajrangi, do you've a mole on your shoulder?
No. - He too doesn't have it.
When did you see that? - Shut up, Rohit.
Brother Bajrangi, come with me. - 0k.
Sit here peacefully.
Chumma, what is this?
Rahul has brought them. - Yes, brother Bajrangi.
Actually we all want to get married.
So go to a priest. - No.
0nly you can officiate this marriage.
How?
What are you doing?
No, no.
No. Stop it.
That's all.
So you two got separated during a carnival?
Brother Bajrangi, we know your brother.
He look like me, right? - Exactly.
He doesn't have this pony tail.
Then my mother would be there too.
Yes, both mother and brother.
Unite me with my brother and mother. - Yes.
But first get us married.
How?
No. How is it possible?
Look, brother. I'll get all of you married here like this.
This portion is yours and this yours.
It means we'll get married at one place.
How? - Look...
...Gogi wants a Madrasi boy. That's Rohit.
That's me. Rahul.
0k, fine.
And Jogi wants a Punjabi girl. That's Isha.
It's me, Jassi.
0k, fine.
I'll get you two married, Isha.
Brother Bajrangi, tell me who is she?
Isha.
So who is she?
Isha.
So who is she?
Jassi.
Brother Bajrangi, please be careful.
Don't worry. - Please. - I won't get the wrong couple married.
I'll get Rohit married to Isha.
And Jassi will get married to Rohit.
Both will marry Rohit.
So what will I do?
Brother, there is a confusion.
That's what I want.
This is Bajrangi's style.
0h God! - Chumma, go on the top.
Brother, I'm already on the top.
Did you see my planning? - Yes.
Disappear!
0h Lord! - Appear!
Disappear! - Your planning is great.
Rohit. - Rahul.
Where am I stuck? - Don't cry.
You're not bidding farewell.
Be a man. You're going to get married.
You've to take the bride home.
But I want the right girl to come home.
This Bajrangi will surely mess up.
He's confused about our names.
Appear!
Same dress.
Leave me.
They too are wearing the same dress.
This is the plan, silly!
But Rahul, don't mess up. 0k?
I don't understand. - First stop crying.
Hey, what are you doing here?
Take your bride out, Rahul.
Go.
Look... - I think he didn't understand.
What will happen? - Brother, Bajrangi.
Tell me, who is Isha?
I know. I know.
Tell us.
She's Isha.
Disappear!
Appear!
Jassi, don't worry. I won't allow any goof ups.
I hope your groom don't make some mistakes.
Sir, I'll recite a couplet.
"It was futile to shed tears in the path of love. " -Disappear!
What happened to lights?
Planning is going on well.
Come... - Leave me.
Come. Don't fail our planning.
Hey, come here.
Someone change me too.
God knows what's happening!
I'll go and see Bajrangi.
Appear!
Where is his beard?
He shaved so quickly.
You? - You?
Disappear!
Sir... sir, we'd changed Rohit. So how did this happen?
You forgot...
...you'd to change the girl. You forgot.
Brother, I'm a born bachelor.
I can't touch a girl. So I forgot.
I'll see myself.
Come. Come.
Hey, who is this?
0h, where is the groom?
Lord, forgive me! Lord, forgive me!
You too forgive me.
Appear!
Am I too drunk?
You? - You?
Disappear!
It's dark again, Jogi.
What's going on?
Groom, come. - Who is it?
Come.
Yes, stand here.
It's going on as per the plan.
Appear!
"It was futile to shed tears on the path of love."
"I wiped my existence as it was my principle."
"When I saw you I desired to live again."
"0r else I'd given up on life..."
Disappear!
Wait here.
I'll send Rahul here.
Listen, stay here. I'll go to Rohit and send Jassi here.
0k? Don't goof up. - 0k.
Appear!
Isha!
Look.
Jogi, what are you doing? Two boys and two girls. What's this?
Planning has failed.
I'd my doubts.
Jogi, I think you'll get wrong people married again.
Anna. - Bajrangi!
Don't shout. - 0h God!
Murder in wedding.
0h God!
Saw? Saw?
Because of you people my Chumma...
Chumma was right.
You're stubborn like bulls and horses.
Because of you my Chumma...
What kind of fathers are you?
Brother, your blood pressure.
Saw?
Even after death he takes so much care of me...
You're still alive.
Brother, didn't I say they won't agree?
You're right.
Disappear! - Stop it, Bajrangi.
Enough of your drama.
It's enough.
Why this drama, dad? Why?
Yes, why?
We know that both us erred.
Because we didn't want to marry before.
Because we too were stubborn like you.
But now we've realized our mistake.
Forget our mistake as our immaturity.
Forgive us please.
Dad, we're apologizing.
You saw our friendship.
Let us finish our enmity too.
Finish this enmity too.
I don't want to make ties with you. - Me neither.
Fine, dad. Let there be enmity.
After all I'm your son.
Yes, dad. Now you too see my stubbornness.
Rohit! - Disappear!
Appear!
Uncle Gogi.
Stop her.
Why are you becoming my enemies?
I consider your daughter my sister.
Stop it. - Someone stop her.
Stop. - Now why do you want to stop it?
Jogi, stop this wedding.
Hey, listen. - That's enough.
We tolerated your drama a lot. Now nothing can be done.
Stop it, Rohit.
Paramjeet, this is all wrong.
Let it be.
You're used to get wrong people married.
Priest, stop or else there will be a disaster.
Stop this wedding. - Quiet.
Stop.
I'm getting ruined.
Friend, you don't get your daughter married.
Nor do you let my daughter marry.
Priest, stop it.
My daughter has to get married too. Keep going.
Priest, stop. - Shut up.
I say stop. - Don't stop, priest.
My son loves Isha.
It's fine.
Priest, do your work.
0r else I'll blast bomb here.
Ballu. - Yes.
You try to threaten me.
I'm a Punjabi. You fool!
Chant God's name! - God will bless you!
God will bless you!
Chant God's name! - God will bless you!
Gogi, congrats.
Congrats.
They got married. Now my daughter will marry too.
You've ruined everything.
You act like some village head.
Why didn't you stop them?
You've ruined my daughter's life.
You too are stubborn.
You keep saying I'm Punjabi.
Dad, now bless us.
I'm Punjabi too.
Father, won't you bless your daughter?
Dad, you won't bless your daughter-in-law?
Silly, bless my daughter.
Move.
Won't you bless my daughter?
I... I'm ashamed.
Bless your daughter-in-law.
Thank God!
"There is some peace and restlessness too."
"Beloved! My heart is with you."
"The heart will pine too in love."
"0ne spends restless days and sleepless nights."
"Why does it happen in love?"
"0ne spends restless days and sleepless nights."
If music be the food for love...
...play on!